(Andy Samberg)
Sometimes
Something beautiful happens
In this world

(Akon)
Oh
Akon
And Lonely Island

(Andy)
You don't know how to express yourself so
You just gotta sing

(Akon)
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I just had sex (hey!)
And I'll never go back (never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

(Andy)
Have you ever had sex?
I have, it felt great
It felt so good when I did it with my penis

A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex could make a nice man out' the meanest

(Jorma)
You'll never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling it was the best

When I had the sex
'Meant my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done

(Andy)
Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest

(Jorma)
Well sure
Nice of her to let you do that thing

(Andy)
Nice of any girl ever

(Jorma)
Now sing

[Akon]
I just had sex
And it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (her)
I wanna tell the world

[Andy samberg]
To be honest
I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it

(Jorma)
Doesn't really make sense

(Andy)
But man, screw it

(Jorma)
I ain't one to argue with a good thing

(Andy)
She could be my wife

(Jorma)
That good?

(Andy)
The best 30 seconds of my life

(Akon)
My life!

(Jorma)
I'm so humbled by a girls ability to let me do her

(Andy)
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind the soft, nice-smellin' girl's better

(Jorma)
She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater

(Akon)
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin' us fuck you

(Jorma)
She kept looking at her watch

(Akon)
Doesn't matter, I had sex

[Andy samberg]
But I cried the whole time

(Akon)
Doesn't matter, I had sex

(Jorma)
I think she might have been a racist

(Akon)
Doesn't matter, I had sex

(Andy)
She put a bag on my head

(Akon)
Still counts
I just had sex
And my dreams came true (dreams came true)
So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing with me
I just had sex (everybody sing!)
And it felt so good (we all had sex!)
A woman let me put my penis inside her (I wanna tell the whole world!)
I just had sex (I just had sex!)
And I'll never go back (no, no, no!)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past
(And it felt so great)